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jumpingjacktrash:

🎵when i was
a young boy
each morning
i’d eat four dozen eggies
so i could become large

🎵oh and now that
i’m grown up
i added
one more entire dozen
that’s why i am a barge

trcunning:
“ metallicsystemofakornknot:
“Most of the anti-anti-immigration advice I see on here is skewed towards the US so here’s some useful UK info I just walked past
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WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE STOPPED BY IMMIGRATION OFFICERS (UKBA)
If the UK Border...

trcunning:

metallicsystemofakornknot:

Most of the anti-anti-immigration advice I see on here is skewed towards the US so here’s some useful UK info I just walked past

WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE STOPPED BY IMMIGRATION OFFICERS (UKBA)

If the UK Border Agency or police stop you in the street and ask you about your immigration status: 

- You DO NOT have to answer any questions. 

- You DO NOT have to tell them your name or address. 

- Tell them that you do not want to talk to them. 

- Stay polite but confident.

 - You can walk away. 

They are not allowed to stop you just because of your race. They can only stop you if they have a good reason. If they stop you just because of how you look, or the language you speak, tell them: 

“This is racist.“ 

“This is illegal.“ 

“I will make a complaint.“ 

If you are detained, call Bail for Immigration Detainees (independent from us):  020 7247 3590 / antiraids.net

vampireapologist:

I’m so jealous of bears bc they can nap wherever they want and not a single thing is going to bother them. If you see a bear napping, if another animal sees a grizzly just conked the hell out in the middle of a field or by a pond or something, everyone avoids the bear. The worst thing that could happen is waking up the bear.

I want my naps to demand that kind of fear, that level of reverence.

calellon:

okayysophia:

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

Obtuse??? Rubber goose??? Green moose????Guava juice???? Giant snake??? Birthday cake??? Large fries???? Chocolate shake????